Overheard one-liners (players, not charicters)
Can I create an automatic rocket launcher?
How much does it cost to live out of my van?
He's not wearing ARMOR!!!!???? Hee Hee Hee. . .
DOWN BIATCH!!!!!
Can I kill more COPS? Please?
YES! I sucessfully talked smack!!!
What I lack in hight I more than make up for in explosives. . .
Stories
Setting:Snake (a wepons specialist) and Sonny (a mage) are flying a Cesna. Snake is flying but has no fixed-wing aircraft skill. Sonny has scouted the place (an oil platform)earlier, to find that there are wepons mounted on the platform.
GM (me)Ok, make a body resistance test for the plane, 10M
Snake: What!? You said the SAM's had a slow tracking system
Me: They do, but the Machine guns don't
Snake: (voice of disbalief) The what?
Sonny: Didn't I tell you about the machine guns?
Snake: Nooooooo. . . . . .
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