QUOTES OF NOTE

 

I was out this morning, 8-10 foot sets, short interval storm surf, and I was catching set wave after set wave. As I caught my last wave into shore; I could smell the sweet scent of ocean in the air, it smelled like ..... victory.

                            Buz "On" Bjorneby

 

I was just wondering, if Maryland took it all, and Guy was to meet with an unfortunate accident (say he was transformed into a giant warty toad for instance), who would get the prize for first place? I was just curious.

                    Thanks, Danielle

 

Danielle- If Maryland were to beat Arizona in the finals ( the scenario where Guy would win) AND some unfortunate accident that left no forensic evidence were to make it impossible for him to claim his prize; then it would appear that you would become the next in order of ascension, and I would be forced to disembowel myself with one of those plastic knives from Campus Carts.

                   Niles  the Comish

 

 

I'm still kicking Max's ass.  (A little too much Gin and not enough giblets I think!)

Gary Son of Haldor (duh-dah)

I'd like to point out to Dr. duh-dah Haldorson, that from my magnanimous position, I stand to recoup my $5 entry.  That, dear boy, will buy gin. From your ignominious position of third to last, YOU recoup nothing, nada, zip. (Who planned ahead here?)  I'll raise a toast to you

Sweetly, MAX

Pardon me, please.   With respect to any reference to Dr. Maxeiner's hind quarters, again, I can only apologize.  However, it was your choice to place that quotation on the non-government-funded, I'm-filling-it-out-while-I'm-on-sick-leave web page.

Gary Son of Haldor (duh-dah)

 

Kevin Tomsovic a basketball savant, HA!  He can't even wave with his left hand!   Certainly his left brain must be atrophied from disuse.  The pool this year is in the grips of the half-brainers!

                                    Tim "Z-man" Baszler

 

I am outraged by Mr. Bazler's snide comments on my left hand. This is a genetic defect. I wonder if he can understand the personal pain of having defenders stand 5 feet to my right taunting me to drive the left side while my only hope is to turn around and back in. All I have to say to him, there's more hair on my left palm than on your ..., oh never mind.

Kevin "I already spent my winnings" Tomsovic

 

Subject: Re: REPLY: even a blind pig.........

You know I was surfing this morning,  red sky, light offshore winds, no one out but me and my girlfriend, perfect barrel after perfect barrel, and I thought to myself: 

Go St. Joe, Go Georgia State,  Go BYU, Go Utah.

What can I say, surfers rule

Buzz Bjorneby (currently in 3rd place)

 

"A jump shot from our good friend Dr. Bjorneby was more likely to go OVER the backboard or THROUGH the backboard than through the hoop. Plus he kept crashing into the bleachers behind the basket (we old noon hoopsters still call this "getting a Buzz on"). On the other hand, he LOOKED absolutely fabulous. "

Steve Hines

 

"Basketball is not a science, clearly intuition plays a large role. For instance, I intuitively knew that Texas would succumb to Temple as they are still dealing with the shame of having produced George Bush Jr. Though  you did not listen to your intuition at the time, it  should seem obvious now that Hampton would give their all for the people back home dealing with Foot and Mouth Disease. So you see, Luke (I mean, Steve), there's a lot more to Basketball than the rules.  Feel the force."

Danielle "Yoda" Stanek

 

"Your pick would be even better if Lefty Driesel actually coached Georgia Southern! I believe he has Georgia State, but hey, anyone with a nickname like Lefty is a sure winner. Guess those increased numbers of grey hairs in your beard must be directly correlated with brain cell senescence.
                            Darrilyn "Take no prisoners" Fraser

 

"The fact that I am now  in Florida (our new state motto: "If you don't like the way we count, go to one of the other 57 states") should convince all that I am fully capable of swinging any contest."

                            Jeff "Chief Justice" Price

 

"Dear Dr. Stanek,
It's come to our attention that you are thoroughly enjoying your recent success as the "Queen of College Hoops" and, in fact, may be gloating excessively."
                                           ...Dr. S. Hines
                                              PhD in Hoops

 

" I believe [Melissa Hines] considers me as something of a rather annoying, large pet...."
                                           ..."TroutHead" Stanek
                                               WADDL Fishwitch

 

"IF yOu wAnT tO sEe yoUr bAskET BaLl aGaiN, dOnT mAke aNy dIsParAginG reMaRkS aBoUt mY PicKs iN tHe PoOl.
               SiGneD,
                A frIeNd"
                                            ...Anonymous